What did the flight attendant say to get the attention of the plane full of Kim Basinger clones?

Attention Basingers

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What did the flight attendant say to get the attention of the plane full of Kim Basinger clones?

Attention Basingers

What do you call it when a flight attendant gets pregnant?

Pilot error.