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What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

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What did the hat say to the hat rack?

You stay here, I'll go on a head

Where'd the rabbi stay on business?

The L'Hyatt

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What is it about half men - half horses?

They always have to be centaur of attention.

What do you call the hair of a centaur?

Humane.

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What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

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What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

Why is Ponyboy lactose intolerant?

He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop.