What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

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How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!

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What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

How do churches stay so strong?

They pray on the weak.

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What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

What is it about half men - half horses?

They always have to be centaur of attention.

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What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

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What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

Why is Ponyboy lactose intolerant?

He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop.