What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

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What did Silver say to Gold?

Au!

Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

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What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

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What do you call the hair of a centaur?

Humane.

What is it about half men - half horses?

They always have to be centaur of attention.

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What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

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What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

Why is Ponyboy lactose intolerant?

He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop.