What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

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Who wants gold?

Amuse me first...hahaha

What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

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What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

Where'd the rabbi stay on business?

The L'Hyatt

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What do you call the hair of a centaur?

Humane.

What is it about half men - half horses?

They always have to be centaur of attention.

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What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

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Why is Ponyboy lactose intolerant?

He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop.

What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.