What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

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Where does a pirate keep his gold?

In his treas-arrrr chest!

What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air?

Pupil: It's stolen!

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

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What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

What do you call the hair of a centaur?

Humane.

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What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

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Why is Ponyboy lactose intolerant?

He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop.

What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.