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What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

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Who wants gold?

Amuse me first...hahaha

What's better than getting gold in the Special Olympics?

Being normal.

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How did the other stay on?

He was a little more on...

What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

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What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

What do you call the hair of a centaur?

Humane.

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What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

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Why is Ponyboy lactose intolerant?

He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop.

What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.