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What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

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How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

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Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

How did you manage to stay single for so long?

Single Handedly

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What do you call the hair of a centaur?

Humane.

What is it about half men - half horses?

They always have to be centaur of attention.

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What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

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What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

Why is Ponyboy lactose intolerant?

He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop.