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What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

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Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

How does Rhianna look after a date with Chris Brown?

White and gold.

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How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

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What do you call the hair of a centaur?

Humane.

What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

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What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

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Why is Ponyboy lactose intolerant?

He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop.

What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.