What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why should you never give Queen Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll just let it go.

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you call a stay-at-home parent?

Unemployed.

What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

What do you call a policeman with blonde hair?

A fair cop!

Why did the policeman smell bad?

He was on duty.

Price Jokes More Price Jokes

How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

Because the prices were Solo