March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

Previous Random Joke Next

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit

How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night?

An Airbus A320.

Whats hard, black, and keeps me up all night?

My Roku.

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

What did the policeman say when he was told about the large pothole?

I'll look into it.

Why did the policeman wake up his son?

He saw a.

Price Jokes More Price Jokes

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

Because the prices were Solo

What do you get when you take an HIV medication and raise the price 5,000%?

Rich AND famous, apparently