What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

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What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!

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What do you call a policeman with blonde hair?

A fair cop!

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

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What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000?

Price is right!

Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.