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What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How would you define yourself?

ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist

Why can't you give a balloon to Elsa?

Because she'll Let It Go.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

Nah Imma stay

Where do black people stay when they visit Alaska?

A nigloo

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What has two thumbs and got laid last night?

My hands.

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

She went to sea a movie.

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

What did the duck say to the policeman?

Quack

What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest

Price Jokes More Price Jokes

What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000?

Price is right!

Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical...