Price Jokes

Why don't many customers go to the tea house?

Because the prices are so steep

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What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

How do you know you are in the gardening section of Home Depot?

Everything is priced in pesos.

How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank

What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000?

Price is right!

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

They went on stroke.

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical...

What do you call a high-priced barber shop?

A clip joint.

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

Because the prices were Solo

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How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.

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Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

Because Happy Hour ended.

What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

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How do we know that Joan of Arc was French?

She was maid in France!

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

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What the problem?

Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

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What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach?

Sandy

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

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Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

Why are thieves the best actors?

Because they always steal the show.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call a Chinese millionaire?

Cha Ching

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to manufacture it first.

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What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money?

Buys an intersection for a private business work.