Price Jokes

Why don't many customers go to the tea house?

Because the prices are so steep

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank

What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000?

Price is right!

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical...

What do you call a high-priced barber shop?

A clip joint.

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

Because the prices were Solo

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Cent Jokes More Cent Jokes

What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go to a store without robin.

What's the difference between Black man, and Batman?

Batman can go in a convenience store without Robbin.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What's a Chinese chicken's favorite vegetable?

Buock choi

How's the new Chinese restaurant downtown?

Eh... It's tso-tso.

Offer Jokes More Offer Jokes

Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

Change.

Recipe Jokes More Recipe Jokes

How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

Why couldn't the blonde make icecubes?

Because she lost the recipe.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the baker get smelly fingers?

Because he needed a poo.

What did the perverted scientist say to his colleague?

If you need me, I'll be in my Lab.

910 Jokes More 910 Jokes

Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law

Shirt Jokes More Shirt Jokes

What do you call a shirt you hate?

Cloathed*

What's a rappers shirt made out of?

Strait out of cotton