Because the prices are so steep
An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.
Everything is priced in pesos.
No one should be that happy.
Fill the tank
Price is right!
They went on stroke.
CuNO3!
The prices were gastronomical...
A clip joint.
Because the prices were Solo
Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.
A minister! Courtesy of a patient.
Head Russian...
His last name.
Because it makes cents (sense).
J.C. Penny
Daesh Network
Because they offer a good celery.
A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.
A No. 2 pencil.
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
She couldn't find the recipe.
Cos Chernobyl fall out
When it goes cheep!
One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.
The dog knows when to stop scratching.
