What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

They went on stroke.

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Where is the monster's temple?

On the side of his head.

What do you call a girl that gives head in the shower?

Brainwashed.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

Medicine Jokes More Medicine Jokes

Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

What kind of medicine do bears take?

Bayer Asprin

Price Jokes More Price Jokes

How do you know you are in the gardening section of Home Depot?

Everything is priced in pesos.

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

Because the prices were Solo

Stroke Jokes More Stroke Jokes

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

They went on stroke.

What do you call an inspiring jerk session?

A stroke of genius!