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What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

They went on stroke.

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear?

Becuase his peckers on his head

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

How you're feeling now?

Patient: I'm feeling lonely with chill girl and 60 other persons

What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

Medicine Jokes More Medicine Jokes

What do you call alternative medicine that works?

Medicine.

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

Price Jokes More Price Jokes

How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank

What do you get when you take an HIV medication and raise the price 5,000%?

Rich AND famous, apparently

Stroke Jokes More Stroke Jokes

What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

How much for the supermodel?

Winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."