What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

They went on stroke.

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What did the pro bono plastic surgeon say to their patient on Dec 31st?

Happy new ears Eve!

Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

Medicine Jokes More Medicine Jokes

What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.

Why didn't the guy with ADHD take his medicine?

He forgot.

Price Jokes More Price Jokes

What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000?

Price is right!

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

They went on stroke.

Stroke Jokes More Stroke Jokes

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to.

What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.