What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

They went on stroke.

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What did the psychiatrist say to the patient that showed up wearing Saran Wrap and nothing else?

I can clearly see your nuts!

Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"

Medicine Jokes More Medicine Jokes

Where do Amish people go to get medicine?

To the farmacy.

What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

Price Jokes More Price Jokes

What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000?

Price is right!

Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical...

Stroke Jokes More Stroke Jokes

What do you call an inspiring jerk session?

A stroke of genius!

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to.