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What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

They went on stroke.

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why so?

The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"

What has two heads and six legs?

Nirvana

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

Medicine Jokes More Medicine Jokes

Why is there no point in sending medicine to Athiopia?

Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."

What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

Price Jokes More Price Jokes

How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank

What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000?

Price is right!

Stroke Jokes More Stroke Jokes

What do you get when einstein jacks off?

A stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)

Why do artists die early in life?

Too many strokes.