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What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

They went on stroke.

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf?

Because it will go right over his head

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

How does a deaf Gynecologist communicate with his patients?

He reads lips.

Medicine Jokes More Medicine Jokes

Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

Price Jokes More Price Jokes

What do you get when you take an HIV medication and raise the price 5,000%?

Rich AND famous, apparently

What do you call a high-priced barber shop?

A clip joint.

Stroke Jokes More Stroke Jokes

What do you get when einstein jacks off?

A stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)

What does rock music and my grandpa have in common?

The Strokes