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What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

They went on stroke.

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A horse and rider.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!

Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

Medicine Jokes More Medicine Jokes

What do you call alternative medicine that works?

Medicine.

Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.

Price Jokes More Price Jokes

What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000?

Price is right!

What do you get when you take an HIV medication and raise the price 5,000%?

Rich AND famous, apparently

Stroke Jokes More Stroke Jokes

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to.

Why do artists die early in life?

Too many strokes.