Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

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What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

It loses its cool.

What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

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Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

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How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

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What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

Why was William considered a enemy?

Because, His last name was Dafoe

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why does the NBA finish in June?

She likes it.

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting!