Most weddings happen in June.
He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.
Dank god
Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.
Me: Paid administrative leave.
He ain't have no boo
Im here for the boos.
Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!
Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?
Elopping shears
Because they're cantaloupes.
Gotta go fasting!