Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

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What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

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What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What's Adam Levine's favorite holiday?

Halloween Halloween Halloween!

Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

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Why is Rene Descartes considered a thinker?

Because he is.

What political ideology does Hades consider himself to be apart of?

Plutocracy

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Where do rabbits go after their wedding?

On their bunnymoon.

Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

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What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.