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Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

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What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis.

What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.

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Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

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Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

Why was the ghost late to the Halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

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Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

Why is camping considered an intense sport?

Because it's intense

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Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

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What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting!

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.