Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

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What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot!

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.

How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

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Why shouldn't you lend a anthropologist money?

They consider a million years ago to be Recent.

Why do most chicken coups have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

Why people cry during the weddings?

They are preparing for whats coming afterwards

June Jokes More June Jokes

What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.