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Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

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What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

What does a weed addict day when something miraculous happens?

Dank god

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How many Toronto Maple Leaf fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.

What's your five-year goal?

Me: Paid administrative leave.

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Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo

What did the ghost say when he got to the Halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

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Why do most chicken coups have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

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Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting!