Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

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What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

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Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

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What's Adam Levine's favorite holiday?

Halloween Halloween Halloween!

What do hillbillies do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

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Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

What's considered an homemade gift in China?

An IPhone.

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Where did the burgers go after their wedding?

On a bun-eymoon!

Why people cry during the weddings?

They are preparing for whats coming afterwards

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Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting!