June Jokes

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting!

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Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.

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Nba Jokes More Nba Jokes

What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs

What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

January 2nd Jokes More January 2nd Jokes

How many seconds are there in one year?

12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.

How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

Consider Jokes More Consider Jokes

What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

Why shouldn't you lend a anthropologist money?

They consider a million years ago to be Recent.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

So he could shoot his mouth off.

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Where did the dog find her husband?

At the Groomers!

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

Because he is a Boxer

12 Jokes More 12 Jokes

What has 12 hands, 12 legs, and 12 eyes?

12 pirates.

Why is it so cheap to buy 12 rhombuses?

Because they're a diamond dozen

Fast Jokes More Fast Jokes

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

What do The Walking Dead and Fast &amp Furious have in common?

Dead walkers

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

What is the only difference between this year and last year?

A building in Dubai.