June Jokes

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting!

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Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.

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Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What's a Muslims favourite animal?

Its Lamb

How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

January 2nd Jokes More January 2nd Jokes

How many seconds are there in one year?

12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.

How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

Nba Jokes More Nba Jokes

What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the magical tractor?

It turned into a field

What happens when you provoke an angry redhead?

Ginger snaps.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat?

Cats can't drive!

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)

Calendar Jokes More Calendar Jokes

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's Day.

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

July Jokes More July Jokes

What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.