June Jokes

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting!

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Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

Why does the NBA finish in June?

She likes it.

What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.

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What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

What did one firefly say to the other?

Got to glow now!

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When is a rabbi dishonest?

July

What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

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Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

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Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

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What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

What's in a Paul Walker shot?

An Irish car bomb followed by a shot of Fireball

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What do you call a Muslim who is also a pilot?

Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.

What did the Muslim Sonic say?

Gotta go fast.

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What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

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How many redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.

What is amnesia?

Is it: A) memory loss A) memory loss Or 3) The Battle of Hastings