Gotta go fasting!
Most weddings happen in June.
She likes it.
June, July, and August.
Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision
Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.
Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!
Sulk.
I am dismayed!
A calendar has a future...
12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.
12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc
A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage
Dork chocolate
Better grip. Happy Halloween
Get off at the next stop!
She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.