June Jokes

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting!

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How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

Why does the NBA finish in June?

She likes it.

What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

When does feminism stop?

When the car breaks down.

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?

Polyarmory

What is twitter?

3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How does a Korean walk a dog?

With a little bit of oil.

Why was a blind man's leg wet?

Her dog was blind too.

Nba Jokes More Nba Jokes

Why does the NBA finish in June?

She likes it.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA.

Consider Jokes More Consider Jokes

Why does the German dad scare all the other kids?

Because he is ein Brtiger! The shirt should say it all. And I'm considering getting one.

How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

Calendar Jokes More Calendar Jokes

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.

How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

April 2nd Jokes More April 2nd Jokes

How many seconds are there in one year?

12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.

How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc