June Jokes

The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.

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What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament?

Genesis 3.

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Where is the only place engineers are considered artistic?

Brooklyn

What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

Any place without a drive-up window.

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What has 12 hands, 12 legs, and 12 eyes?

12 pirates.

How do you get high underwater?

Seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

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What's a hipsters favorite season?

Summer, they like it before it's cool

How do you like your new teacher?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one!

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How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF) His thighs were burning too bad.