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What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

Some people are against shooting guns.

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey Bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

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What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

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How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other?

It is a breeze

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning