What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

Some people are against shooting guns.

Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

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What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.

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What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning