What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

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What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

What's the difference between spider man and Superman?

Peter Parker can shoot webs. Clark Kent.

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Why was everybody too afraid to go to the barber?

He committed barbercide.

Why do software developers make the best relationship partners?

Because they're not afraid of committing.

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What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning