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What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to?

Heck

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

Why do software developers make the best relationship partners?

Because they're not afraid of committing.

What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.

Breeze Jokes More Breeze Jokes

How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other?

It is a breeze

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning