What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

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What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper?

Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.

How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

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What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

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How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other?

It is a breeze

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning