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What's the difference between spider man and Superman?

Peter Parker can shoot webs. Clark Kent.

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What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and an erection?

I dont have a Porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

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What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

What's the difference between spider man and Superman?

Peter Parker can shoot webs. Clark Kent.

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What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

Why did Spider-Man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site!! *ba-dum-tsss*

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Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet...

What is the one thing Batman and Superman don't have to worry about?

Dad Jokes.

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Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

What do you call a Spider-Man that is a valet?

A Peter Parker

Clark Kent Jokes More Clark Kent Jokes

When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.