What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre

What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

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What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is Superman.

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What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

What would be a more appropriate name for Spider-Man?

Peter parkour.

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Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

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What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

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What's the difference between spider man and Superman?

Peter Parker can shoot webs. Clark Kent.

When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace