What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

What is the difference between a camel and a college student?

Camel can go days without drinking!

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Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

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What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is Superman.

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What does black Spider-Man say to Spider-Man?

No Racism please!

What is Spiderman's favourite brand of rice?

Uncle Ben's

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Why does Peter Parker main spy in tf2?

Because SPY DA MAN!

What's the difference between spider man and Superman?

Peter Parker can shoot webs. Clark Kent.

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Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

What do you get when you cross a bear and a spider?

A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'

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What's the difference between spider man and Superman?

Peter Parker can shoot webs. Clark Kent.

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.