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What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

What is the one thing Batman and Superman don't have to worry about?

Dad Jokes.

Spiderman Jokes More Spiderman Jokes

What is Spiderman's favourite brand of rice?

Uncle Ben's

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

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What does Peter Parker wish he would have went to school for?

Web design.

Why does Peter Parker main spy in tf2?

Because SPY DA MAN!

Web Jokes More Web Jokes

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

Clark Kent Jokes More Clark Kent Jokes

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace