Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.
A radius
About 1500 miles.
Because someone threw a fridge at her....
A Merangue-utang
P*** Even Superman can't hold it.
Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.
Because they heard he's a web developer.
Web design.
Peter Parker can shoot webs. Clark Kent.
On the Din-ternet.
To stamp out forest fires!
Liberace