What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

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What is White, Fluffy and swings through a cake shop?

A Merangue-utang

Why did Sarah fall of the swing?

Q: Why did Sarah fall of the swing? A: Because she has no arms. Q:Who's there? A:Not Sarah.

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Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze Superman

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What was Spiderman's major in college?

Web Design

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

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What does Peter Parker wish he would have went to school for?

Web design.

Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

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What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

Clark Kent Jokes More Clark Kent Jokes

When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace

What's the difference between spider man and Superman?

Peter Parker can shoot webs. Clark Kent.