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When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace

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What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

What animal brings the most boys to the yard?

The

How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

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What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

Clark Kent Jokes More Clark Kent Jokes

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

What's the difference between spider man and Superman?

Peter Parker can shoot webs. Clark Kent.

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What's green, has a cape, and flies?

Super Pickle!

What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape?

What are your Hemsworth?

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When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace

How did Kim Kardashian get her hands on Liberace's bath robe?

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