Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.
Karma chameleon
An impasta
In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.
Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.
If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.
Counterfitz
Liberace
Because that I totally get.
A francophony
Amoxicillin
Roll playing im sry
The location of the dirtbag.
CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing.
He never got no respec. *edited to make grammar worse
Because they're always the life of the party!
Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!
Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.
When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".
Dr. Pepe
None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.
Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!
Obi Juan Shinobi
He heard boys' pants were half off.
They hate plaque buildup.
Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.
Rodney King Pinatas
Cinco de Mayo