Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.
Karma chameleon
An impasta
In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.
Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.
If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.
Counterfitz
Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)
Liberace
Because that I totally get.
A francophony
Amoxicillin
Roll playing im sry
He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!
Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"
Because his number couldn't fit in their phones
Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.
Are ye alright in the back there lads?
DATA EXPUNGED
None. We don't address hardware issues.
If you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.
Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.
A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro
It's days were numbered.
Money's tight these days!