How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

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Walk this way

What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice-cream?

Sure, Bert!

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Squish it in your hand.

What's blue, small and sits in a corner?

A baby with its hand in the power socket.

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Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

What do a priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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Why did the pasta get in trouble?

Because he was stroganoff!

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Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

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What do you call spaghetti that carries a fake ID?

An impasta!

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.