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How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

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When she asks "is that your puppy?

Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.

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What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

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What do you call a priest who has had too much sacramental wine?

An Alcatholic.

Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

Half Life 3 Confirmed!

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What's a Penguins favorite type of pasta?

Penguini

What do you call a piece of pasta that doesn't have any friends?

Cannelonely!

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What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

What do you call a spaghetti that went to a pasta party?

An Impasta