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What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

What do you mean I can't identify as a television?

Just watch me!

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway?

Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.

How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the strange beer that walked into his clinic?

What ails you?

Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane

Prostate Exam Jokes More Prostate Exam Jokes

What is the worst part of a prostate exam?

Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

Prostate Jokes More Prostate Jokes

Which state smells the worst?

The Prostate

What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected