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What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?

They're hiring.

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards

Who knock knock joke Knock knock Who is it?

Doctor.** Doctor who **YES**

Prostate Exam Jokes More Prostate Exam Jokes

What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

What is the worst part of a prostate exam?

Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

There are 10 kinds of people in this world.

Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke.

What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster

Prostate Jokes More Prostate Jokes

What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

Which state smells the worst?

The Prostate