Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!

Where do cows go when they die?

Burgertory

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Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

Why do computer teachers never get sick?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

What do you call someone who barely graduated from med school?

Doctor.

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Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.