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Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

Where does a catholic cat go when it dies?

Purrrgatory.

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What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?

McBook Eyre

What is Apple's favorite song?

Hit the Road Jack

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What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal?

A doctor.

How high is it Doctor?

She wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record '

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What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?

McBook Eyre

Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

Because Sam sung better than him