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Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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What do you call a hundred year old man who dies in the library?

Overdue

What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.

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What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange?

Because he didn't know Mandarin

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Why did a physician go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

How long have you had this problem?

The doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

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What did Bill Gates say to Steve Jobs?

Your products are fruity.

What my iPhone and Steve Jobs have in common?

They are both dead...