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Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-bachs.

How many Super Sayajins does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but it lasts five episodes. And Kuririn dies.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs!

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

Steve Jobs Jokes More Steve Jobs Jokes

Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

What my iPhone and Steve Jobs have in common?

They are both dead...