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What did the apple tell the annoying orange?

Citrus down.

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What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!

How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.

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What kind of apple isn't an apple?

A pineapple.

What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

Annoying Orange Jokes More Annoying Orange Jokes

What did the Annoying Orange say on Fox News?

We're going to build a wall

What did the apple tell the annoying orange?

Citrus down.