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What did the apple tell the annoying orange?

Citrus down.

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How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake?

It has a rattle.

Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

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Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store?

For the watch.

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What did the apple tell the annoying orange?

Citrus down.

What did the Annoying Orange say on Fox News?

We're going to build a wall