What did the apple tell the annoying orange?

Citrus down.

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How do you know you are sitting next to a ski instructor?

They'll tell you.

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

What's the difference between a worm and an apple?

Have you ever tried worm pie!

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What did the apple tell the annoying orange?

Citrus down.

What did the Annoying Orange say on Fox News?

We're going to build a wall