What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

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Why did the walrus go to the tuppeware party?

To find a tight seal.. Badum tsst

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Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

How awesome were the 50s?

None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals.

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What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.

Why is the ocean blue?

Because all the fish in there goes "bloo bloo bloo"

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What kind of fabric does Mario use?

Denim denim denim.

What kind of musical instrument do mice play?

A mouse organ!

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Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon

What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon