What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

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What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.

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Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

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What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.

How does Chuck Norris go fishing?

You, you and you. Get out.

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What kind of money do religious businesses make?

Prophet.

What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

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Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon

Which fish can perform operations?

A Sturgeon!