What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)

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Why was the peanut rushed to the hospital?

He was "a salted."

Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

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What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

Where are most fish found?

Between the head and the tail!

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What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

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Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon

What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.