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What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

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What do you find in a pumpkins pants?

A Halloweenie!

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

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How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

Who's the friendliest person at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy.

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Why didn't Tim have any friends while he was studying fishing?

Because he would just go home and master bait.

What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms?

Tuna (2Na).

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What kind of fish is made of only two sodium molecules?

2 na

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

An inj-oink-tion.

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What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

What do you call a fish who went to medical school?

A sTurgeon