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What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

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Why cant orphans play baseball?

They cant find their home

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe!

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Why did the woman's visit to Wall Street land her in the hospital?

Because the stock broker!

Why did the dog go to the hospital?

He was feeling ruff.

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What do you call a fish with no eye's?

A fsh

Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools!

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What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA

What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.

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Which fish can perform operations?

A Sturgeon!

What do you call a fish who went to medical school?

A sTurgeon