What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

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Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

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What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

How can you tell who's the head nurse at a hospital?

It's the one who has knee pads on.

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What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

Why did the fisherman keep taking off?

Because he was fly fishing.

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What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.

What kind of letters would you send to capital cities?

Capital letters.

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What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

Which fish can perform operations?

A Sturgeon!