What kind of money do religious businesses make?

Prophet.

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What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

What kind of money do polar bears use?

Ice!

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What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

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Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.

What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.