What kind of money do religious businesses make?

Prophet.

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Who's there! Celeste! Celeste who?

Celeste time I lend you money!

How does a dishwasher make his money?

Panhandling

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Funicula

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Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet