What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

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What do you call a slightly incomplete Yahtzee set?

Pair o' Dice Lost

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

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What do Maroon 5 and Jack Reacher have in common?

They both spend all their money on payphones.

Why doesn't the stone vendor value money?

Because he takes it for granite.

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Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?

Offshore investment gains a better return.

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What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

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What does Air bnb stand for?

Bring no blacks

What's black &amp grey and also looks good on a cop?

The World Trade Center