What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

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What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower?

A widower.

Why did Victoria lose her job?

We don't know, it's Victoria's secret.

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What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

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How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.

How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

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What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

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Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools