What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

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What's an old carpenter's biggest issue?

Losing teeth.

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You should Bill Gates.

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They came in like a wrecking ball.

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What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

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Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

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