What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

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What do plantains say when they lose their phone?

Where did Mofongo

Who loses in a basketball game between two Vietnamese guys?

No one... its Nguyen Nguyen!

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The Thai fighter

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison?

A Buffa-Loan!

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Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?

Offshore investment gains a better return.

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Thank you, Karma gain

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What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

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Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.

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Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.