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What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

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Which is the worst hand to lose?

The second one.

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke

How does a mathematician ask for money?

Give me 10! dollars

Gain Jokes More Gain Jokes

Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?

Offshore investment gains a better return.

What does a stock broker and a gym rat have in common?

NEED MORE GAINS

Crazy Night Jokes More Crazy Night Jokes

What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

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What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes