What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

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What did the executioner say to his wife when he left?

I'll beheading out now.

Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

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What's a caterpillar afraid of?

A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)

Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long?

Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.

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What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Why were people in the Twin Towers so upset?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane

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What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

What's the deal with reddit being obsessed about puns?

I've never... META... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(

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What's the stupidest, most useless comment that can still earn you some karma?

This

How many X does it take to lightbulb?

Karma?

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How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

What does a stock broker and a gym rat have in common?

NEED MORE GAINS

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What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

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What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.

How do trees browse the internet?

They log in.