What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

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Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!

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What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

What do you call a teenage cheese cracker?

Chee-zits I made this up. Thank you, thank you...thank you so much.

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How many people live in South America?

A Brazilian.

Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

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How is Reddit like fencing?

Ripostes everywhere.

What do you call a popular joke on reddit?

Repost

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What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

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Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.

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How do you do it?

Me- "It's easy, I just gain weight."

What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning?

Straight talk.

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Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

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How do trees browse the internet?

They log in.

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

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