What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

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How the hell did you get a body like that?

He asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."

What do you call an emo a capella group?

Self Harmony Edit: #10 on /r/all! And thanks for the gold kind stranger!

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Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.

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What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

What's the most overused punchline on reddit?

Removed

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What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.

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What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning?

Straight talk.

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

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What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

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What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

How do trees browse the internet?

They log in.