What does Apu say when people leave him...

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

How did the Reddit user read his newspaper?

LtORIGINAL&gt He Reddit

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

Karma Jokes More Karma Jokes

Who has the most karma on Reddit?

Buddha.

What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

Gain Jokes More Gain Jokes

What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.

Apu Jokes More Apu Jokes

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

Browse Jokes More Browse Jokes

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

What type of animal browses Reddit?

Karma-vore