Karma. (Please forgive me)
During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.
TL;DR
A dank statement.
When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.
Mesquite squite squite....Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.
A back-handed compliment.
AID...S
Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!
Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).