Karma. (Please forgive me)
Seven.
Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.
Karma?
Because there's no karma involved.
Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)
A holey Bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.
He was outstanding in his field.
The cold shoulder.
Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!
Groanhenge