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How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

Karma Jokes More Karma Jokes

What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of weed does a reptile smoke?

Mariiguana

What type of key gets you into the bathroom the fastest?

A dookie

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

Why did the welder put on a scuba tank?

Someone's got to fix this sub.

Poster Jokes More Poster Jokes

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

' Rantijoke Jokes More ' Rantijoke Jokes

What's a clown's favorite restaurant?

Mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.

Why did the gold fish cross the road?

To go to /r/antijokes