They both say the same jokes over and over again.
She's never finished screwing people.
Can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.
Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)
Tell her a joke on a Monday!
R/Jokes
Top post on /r/Jokes.
WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*
Memory loss.