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What does Yao Ming stand for?

When he sits down it takes too long to get back up.

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Black man working

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He/she's not sitting or standing!

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Why Yao-Ming tries to catch Pikachu?

He's from Team Rocket

What does Yao Ming stand for?

When he sits down it takes too long to get back up.