What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady?

But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?

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What does a know-it-all always have in their kitchen?

A pedantry.

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

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Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

Why do women have shorter feet?

So they can stand closer to the kitchen counter.

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What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?

His left shoulder