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What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady?

But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?

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How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus

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How Many Friend Zoned Men Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

None, they just all stand around complaining that it won't screw!

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

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What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.