What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady?

But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?

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How many reddit admins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Seriously who knows? It's pitch black in here.

What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

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Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?

It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*

What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

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What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.

What is Stephen Hawking's favourite song?

Satisfaction