Stephen Hawk Jokes

What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs after a house fire?

Stephen Hawking's

What's black and found at the top of a stair case?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?

His left shoulder

What's black and is on top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a housefire.

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Body Jokes More Body Jokes

How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?

They have a mole on their body.

What does a pediatrist do when you ask them which body part they find most interesting?

They admit de feet.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why couldn't the computer play golf?

Because it had the wrong Driver

What do you call a computer that farts?

A compooter. 8D

Long Day Jokes More Long Day Jokes

What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

A handshake!

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

Why did Regina George's dog only play keep-away?

Because fetch is not going to happen.

What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

Which family in Game of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

Where's the best place to buy jive cheese?

Monterey, Jack!

Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)