Satisfaction
He can't run away from his responsibilities.
Tamagotchi
F5.
But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?
Nothing.
His shoulder.
Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again
Stephen Hawking
An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.
Stephen Walkin
He writes scary stories.
He never changes his position.
Cause he can't do stand-up.
Stephen Hawking's
Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
He knows a lot about black holes
Stephen Talking.
Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.
Parkinson's
Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)
Stephen Hawking - unplugged
His left shoulder
Stephen Hawking after a housefire.
Sir, that's Stephen Hawking.
Dwayne Johnson
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks
The crews got marooned
A warm back
Wester
Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest.
Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.
Your aim.
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
None, they were all minerals.
A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!
I never sausage a body.
They throw silverware down the stairs.
Because it was too steep.
