Stephen Hawk Jokes

What is Stephen Hawking's favourite song?

Satisfaction

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Why is Stephen Hawking successful?

He can't run away from his responsibilities.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite pet?

Tamagotchi

What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady?

But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?

What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

What vegetable is a bug most afraid of?

Stephen Hawking

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

Stephen Hawking

What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing?

He writes scary stories.

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What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs after a house fire?

Stephen Hawking's

What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

What's black and found at the top of a stair case?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?

His left shoulder

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What's black and is on top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a housefire.

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One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

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Hello ladies. Warm enough for you

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Stpehen hawking after a house fire.

What did the Australian say to the hawk?

Good eye!

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It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

What happens when you turn on a computer?

You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk

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What do you do when you are done with the vegetables?

You put them back in the wheelchair

What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

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What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

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What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

How loud can you talk?

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An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

Which wrestler's weakness is the rain?

Dwayne Johnson