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He can't run away from his responsibilities.
Tamagotchi
F5.
Neither of them has anything going on below the waist.
But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?
Nothing.
His shoulder.
Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again
Stephen Hawking's personal gym.
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Stephen Hawking
An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.
Stephen Walkin
He writes scary stories.
He never changes his position.
Cause he can't do stand-up.
Stephen Hawking's
Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
He knows a lot about black holes
Stephen Talking.
Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool
Because he's white.
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.
Parkinson's
Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)
Stephen Hawking - unplugged
His left shoulder
Stephen Hawking after a housefire.
Sir, that's Stephen Hawking.
But we would never know because he couldn't stand up
A walkie-talkie.
A walkie talkie!
There was no reaction
He had a stalemate.
Because she's a woman.
Yo can I crash at your place?
Turtles all the way down
STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!
A waist of time.
A waist of paper.
I don't know, I'm no scientist
With experi-mints!
In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.
A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.
