Satisfaction
He can't run away from his responsibilities.
Tamagotchi
F5.
But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?
Nothing.
His shoulder.
Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again
Stephen Hawking
An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.
Stephen Walkin
He writes scary stories.
He never changes his position.
Cause he can't do stand-up.
Stephen Hawking's
Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
He knows a lot about black holes
Stephen Talking.
Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.
Parkinson's
Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)
Stephen Hawking - unplugged
His left shoulder
Stephen Hawking after a housefire.
Sir, that's Stephen Hawking.
Kylo Ren: *takes off his mask to reveal his real face* Rey: Wow. Put the mask back on.
Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.
He says "I'm not a sales guy".
He doesn't know how to turn things down
Jay Leno
Common sense
Because attachments are forbidden.
Envelope
But we would never know because he couldn't stand up
They have access to arms.
She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!
One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.
TURNIP
Because they are always up to something.
What do you call a convict walking down some stairs Con-descending
