Stephen Hawk Jokes

What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs after a house fire?

Stephen Hawking's

What's black and found at the top of a stair case?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?

His left shoulder

What's black and is on top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a housefire.

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What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

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