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What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

Stephen Hawking

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How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!

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What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

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Why is Stephen Hawking successful?

He can't run away from his responsibilities.

What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

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How many scientists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what interns are for.

How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.