What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

Stephen Hawking

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What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!

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What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite pet?

Tamagotchi

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What vegetable is a bug most afraid of?

Stephen Hawking

Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

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How many scientists it takes to change a lightbulb?

None *et al.*

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!