What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

Stephen Hawking

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable?

The Wheelchair

What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

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What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

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Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stpehen hawking after a house fire.

What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

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How did Chernobyl disaster happen?

Scientist A: Are you sure? scientist B: Trust me, I know what i'm doing.

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.