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What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

Stephen Hawking

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What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

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What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?

His left shoulder

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What's black and found at the top of a stair case?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

What's black and is on top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a housefire.

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How many scientists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what interns are for.

What do you call a pickle sandwich that's a scientist?

Dill Rye