Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

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What do elephants do in the evenings?

Watch elevision!

What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon?

ARE YE READY KIDS!

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What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

What vegetable is a bug most afraid of?

Stephen Hawking

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What's your age?

Me: I'm 20 Them: Oh, when i was your age i was 21

How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.

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Who looks after the EuroDisney website?

Mick e-mouse.

What kind of musical instrument do mice play?

A mouse organ!

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Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.