Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

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What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!

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Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

Stephen Hawking

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Why was 9 afraid of 20?

28 29's

What weighs 20 times a North Korean?

Kim Jong Un.

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What mouse was a Roman emperor?

Julius Cheeser!

What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

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Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM