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I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

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Who isn't allowed to watch PG movies?

Orphans.

Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

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What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

Stephen Hawking

What if Stephen Hawking was the real slim shady?

But we would never know because he couldn't stand up

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Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical?

Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes 20 episodes

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Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

Catch.

What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.

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Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM