Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

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Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

What's the first rule of bug ownership?

Watch your step!

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Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stpehen hawking after a house fire.

What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

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What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

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Why do mice need oiling?

Because they squeak!

What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound

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Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM