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Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

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What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

"Ve have vays of making you tock!"

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's Day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

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What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

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How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes 20 episodes

Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat?

When your a mouse!

What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield!

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Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM