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What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.

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Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

Why can't your hear a pteradactyl go to the toilet?

Because the p is silent.

Flush Jokes More Flush Jokes

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

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What do you call a black woman on the moon?

An astronaut.

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.

Water Birth Jokes More Water Birth Jokes

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.