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What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.

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What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

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Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

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How long does it take for a black woman to poop?

Nine months.

How Long Does It Take A Black Woman To Take A Dump?

9 months.

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What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.