What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.

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What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet?

Wait until he's finished.

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Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

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How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.

How Long Does It Take A Black Woman To Take A Dump?

9 months.

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What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.