How long does it take a black woman to poo?

9 mouths

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What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common?

People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.

Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

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How do you know when a black woman is pregnant?

When you pull out her tampon and all the cotton is picked.

How can a black woman tell if she's pregnant?

When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked

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What's pun plus pun?

Poo

Why were the baker's hands brown?

Because he kneaded a poo.