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What month was King Kong born in?

Ape-ril

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Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

What's the best thing about being born on 9/11/99?

You had the two biggest candles on your second birthday.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

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How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

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What month was King Kong born in?

Ape-ril

What are a gorilla's favorite months?

Ape-ril and Bananuary