What month was King Kong born in?

Ape-ril

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Why was the sterile Grizzly upset?

Because he couldn't Bear children.

Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

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What is the Rebel Alliance's least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

What month was King Kong born in?

Ape-ril

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Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

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What are a gorilla's favorite months?

Ape-ril and Bananuary

What month was King Kong born in?

Ape-ril