What month was King Kong born in?

Ape-ril

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What was Cher doing before she was born?

She was a preacher.

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

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Why was the blond happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?

It said 2 to 4 years on the box.

Why was the blonde so happy after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months?

Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.

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What business is King Kong in?

Monkey business.

Where does King Kong sleep?

Anywhere he wants to.

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What month was King Kong born in?

Ape-ril

What are a gorilla's favorite months?

Ape-ril and Bananuary