What month was King Kong born in?

Ape-ril

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Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

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What's a holocaust denier's favorite month?

July

What does December have that other months dont have?

The letter D.

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What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman?

Frostbite.

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What are a gorilla's favorite months?

Ape-ril and Bananuary

What month was King Kong born in?

Ape-ril