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What month was King Kong born in?

Ape-ril

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What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

What do bears get at raves?

Mauly.

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How many seconds are in a year?

Only 12. One for every month.

Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days

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Where does King Kong sleep?

Anywhere he wants to.

How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

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What month was King Kong born in?

Ape-ril

What are a gorilla's favorite months?

Ape-ril and Bananuary