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Why was the sterile Grizzly upset?

Because he couldn't Bear children.

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Why is Karl Marx a fan of the Galactic Empire?

He was born ina 1818.

What' the bare minimum?

One bear

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Why do Mexicans keep naming their child Jesus?

Jesus wasn't Mexican. He was human.

What did the Mexican Firefighter name his two children?

Jose and Hose B

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What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.

What do you call a flying Grizzly?

A bearoplane