Why was the sterile Grizzly upset?

Because he couldn't Bear children.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why was the lightning bug unhappy?

Because her children were not very bright.

What is the difference between black, morbid and brutal humor?

Black humor - 12 children in one trash can Morbid humor - 1 children in 12 trash cans Brutal humor - 12 trash cans in one children

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Why didn't the grizzly bear dissolve?

Because he wasn't polar

What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.