Grizzly Jokes

Why was the sterile Grizzly upset?

Because he couldn't Bear children.

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Why didn't the grizzly bear dissolve?

Because he wasn't polar

What do you call a country of grizzlies that is always stoned?

A hibearnation.

What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

What do you call a flying Grizzly?

A bearoplane

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

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