Grizzly Jokes

Why was the sterile Grizzly upset?

Because he couldn't Bear children.

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Why didn't the grizzly bear dissolve?

Because he wasn't polar

What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

What do you call a flying Grizzly?

A bearoplane

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

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It already had 10 thousand degrees.

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

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What do you call a liquid that spent all its money dissolving solute?

Insolvent

Why didn't the grizzly bear dissolve?

Because he wasn't polar

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Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.

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What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

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What side of the dog has the most fur?

The Outside.

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

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How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

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What do you cal a bear with extreme mood swings?

A bi-polar bear.

What do you call a moody bear?

A bi-polar bear.

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What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.