Grizzly Jokes

Why was the sterile Grizzly upset?

Because he couldn't Bear children.

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Why didn't the grizzly bear dissolve?

Because he wasn't polar

What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

What do you call a flying Grizzly?

A bearoplane

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What was the car doing in the dressing room?

Changing attire.

What do you call a nun in a car?

Virgin Mobile

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?

For spare parts.

What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk.

Fur Jokes More Fur Jokes

What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.

What side of the dog has the most fur?

The Outside.

Mad Cow Disease Jokes More Mad Cow Disease Jokes

What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

Why is PMS called PMS?

Mad Cow Disease" was taken.

College Jokes More College Jokes

Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What did the child with no arms get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

Where do children learn their ABC's?

At LMN-tary school!

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

Which country has the most millionaires?

Zimbabwe.

Bad News Jokes More Bad News Jokes

Why was the racehorse named Bad News?

Because bad news travels fast!

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.