Grizzly Jokes

Why was the sterile Grizzly upset?

Because he couldn't Bear children.

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Why didn't the grizzly bear dissolve?

Because he wasn't polar

What do you call a country of grizzlies that is always stoned?

A hibearnation.

What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

What do you call a flying Grizzly?

A bearoplane

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

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What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?

A bear faced lyre!

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

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What do you call a country of grizzlies that is always stoned?

A hibearnation.

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What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?

A bear faced lyre!

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What kind of doctor does a duck visit?

A Ducktor.

Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC?

Because it's stoned.

What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.

Result Jokes More Result Jokes

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

What is the best definition of irony?

Irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?

I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?

Anything you want as he can't hear you!

What did the bartender say to the angry speaker?

We don't want any treble