Grizzly Jokes

Why was the sterile Grizzly upset?

Because he couldn't Bear children.

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Why didn't the grizzly bear dissolve?

Because he wasn't polar

What do you call a country of grizzlies that is always stoned?

A hibearnation.

What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

What do you call a flying Grizzly?

A bearoplane

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

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What do you call a country of grizzlies that is always stoned?

A hibearnation.

Where do bears go after smoking some weed?

Hibearnation

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Why did the ninja go to college?

He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

How can a dog afford to go to college?

Furnancial Aid

Result Jokes More Result Jokes

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

What is the result?

A tie.

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Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's gray and can't fly?

A parking lot.

Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

Fur Jokes More Fur Jokes

What does a limo driver and a hairy stripper have in common?

They both get paid to chauffeur. (show fur)

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

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Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

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Which faction in Divergent has the largest number of lamborghinis?

Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things

Grizzly Jokes

Why was the sterile Grizzly upset?

Love

Why didn't the grizzly bear dissolve?

What do you call a country of grizzlies that is always stoned?

What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

What do you call a flying Grizzly?

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

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What do you call a country of grizzlies that is always stoned?

Where do bears go after smoking some weed?

Why did the ninja go to college?

How can a dog afford to go to college?

What will the results of the next election be?

What is the result?

Why did the seamen cross the road?

What does a baker wear on his feet?

What's gray and can't fly?

Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

What does a limo driver and a hairy stripper have in common?

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

Which faction in Divergent has the largest number of lamborghinis?

What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?