What side of the dog has the most fur?

The Outside.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

Fur Jokes More Fur Jokes

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.