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What side of the dog has the most fur?

The Outside.

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How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

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How was 9/11 an inside job?

If the planes came from the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

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What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman