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What side of the dog has the most fur?

The Outside.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

What do you call a dog without front legs?

Chester.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Fur Jokes More Fur Jokes

How does the modern-day James Bond prefer his women?

Shaven, not furred

What does a limo driver and a hairy stripper have in common?

They both get paid to chauffeur. (show fur)