What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How many words does it take to start a car?

Forwards

How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation...

End Jokes More End Jokes

When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

T Jokes More T Jokes

What is Mr. T's favorite month?

April, fools

What do you get when you mix T and C?

Angry British people!

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's white on the outside and black on the inside?

An American police officer.

Which side of the chicken has more feathers?

The outside.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

Coconut Jokes More Coconut Jokes

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

What is the difference between Rihanna and a coconut?

One is black and hairy and the other is a coconut