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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

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Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

What starts with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn.

N Jokes More N Jokes

What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

Why does moon rock taste better than earth rock?

It's a little meteor.

Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?

Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday

T Jokes More T Jokes

What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

What are two letters a Brit can't live without?

T and Qs.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

C Jokes More C Jokes

Why is C afraid of D?

Because DEEZ NUTS!

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

What would gold say if it could talk?

A-U":

Coconut Jokes More Coconut Jokes

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.