What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

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They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

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Coconut

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El Taco Lips.

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Ohio.

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R-E-L-I-G-I-O-N

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A buck 'n ear

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

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It hasnt been tested on mice.

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Because they're wrigleys!

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A Sturgeon

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

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A coconut

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A Navel Destroyer.

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U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

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Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

Coconut Jokes More Coconut Jokes

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut