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What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

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What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

He got arrested just like you would've.

What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What do driving and dating have in common?

Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

T Jokes More T Jokes

What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?

Bark.

What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

C Jokes More C Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

How do computers learn to read?

C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run

Coconut Jokes More Coconut Jokes

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.