What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

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Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!

Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

N Jokes More N Jokes

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

How do you spell hypocrisy?

R-E-L-I-G-I-O-N

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What tastes good?

Popcorn.

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

T Jokes More T Jokes

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

C Jokes More C Jokes

What be a pirate's favorite letter?

Ayy, you think it be "r" but it really be the "c".

What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

Coconut Jokes More Coconut Jokes

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut