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What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

Endless Bread!

T Jokes More T Jokes

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's black on the outside but yellow on the inside?

Ninja chicken.

What side of a monster has more hair?

The outside!

C Jokes More C Jokes

How do you confuse an AP student?

Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C.

What is the pirate's favourite letter?

C

Coconut Jokes More Coconut Jokes

What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

What did the pineapple say to the coconut?

Pia Colada!