Coconut Jokes

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

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What did the pineapple say to the coconut?

Pia Colada!

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

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What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

N Jokes More N Jokes

What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common?

Nothing

How do you spell hypocrisy?

R-E-L-I-G-I-O-N

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

What do you call rude fungi?

Shiit-talking mushrooms

T Jokes More T Jokes

What is Mr. T's nickname for Wednesday?

Chump day.

What are two letters a Brit can't live without?

T and Qs.

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?

Mom &amp Dad

Oh God Jokes More Oh God Jokes

What did one coconut say to the other?

Oh my god a talking coconut!

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

U.N. Jokes More U.N. Jokes

Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

Why did the Easter egg hide?

Because it was a little chicken on the inside.

What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

A lightbulb.