Coconut Jokes

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

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What is the difference between Rihanna and a coconut?

One is black and hairy and the other is a coconut

What did the pineapple say to the coconut?

Pia Colada!

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

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What two words have thousands of letters in them?

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T Jokes More T Jokes

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How can a thing be heavier than it is?

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Contain Jokes More Contain Jokes

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It contained a borscht ton.

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Ant Man

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Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Jeep?

With the hedgehog the pricks can be seen on the outside and with a Jeep the prick can be seen on the inside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

Why does Bear Grylls love Bud Light?

It's sterile and he likes the taste.

How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.

N Jokes More N Jokes

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood?

Your noggin