Coconut Jokes

What did the pineapple say to the coconut?

Pia Colada!

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What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

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Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

How warm is the inside of a tauntaun?

Luke warm

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

How's the fruit?

Just peachy.

What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

N Jokes More N Jokes

Why is the letter N the most powerful letter?

Because it is in the middle of TNT.

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

Why are dogs and engineers alike?

They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly.

Rihanna Jokes More Rihanna Jokes

Who is the Australian Frankesntein's favourite singer?

Rihanna, mate.

What's Rihanna's favorite love song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you

T Jokes More T Jokes

Where's the T?

We threw it in the harbor." Merica.

What are two letters a Brit can't live without?

T and Qs.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI

What is a pirates favorite letter?

No, it's the C.