How did the set react when it heard about the Russell Paradox?

It couldn't contain itself.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee?

Because they're all dead

What makes Mexican and black jokes so similar?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

What two words contain the most letters?

Post office.