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What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

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How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.

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What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

About 40 years.

What's with all of these racist jokes on reddit?

They're starting to get quite dark

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Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

Who laughs the last?

The one who you have to explain the joke to.

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How many copies can you make of a page without a copying machine?

Xero.

Where's England, Jon?

He proudly answers: - Page 83.

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What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

What letter is like a vegetable?

The letter P.

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What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.