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What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

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What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

What do you call an online relationship?

E-bae...

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What is the name of the guy with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

Letter P Jokes More Letter P Jokes

What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

Spine Jokes More Spine Jokes

Why does Bernie always hold the podium while giving a speech?

It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.

Why did the bear start playing music when the priest tried to absolve him of his sins?

Because the priest said "Bear, atone" and the bear thought he said "baritone" as in "play the baritone sax now". The bear immediately started wailing away on the sax, rocking back and forth so hard he knocked over all the prayer candles and almost snapped his own spine. All the priest could do was ask the lord for the strength needed to get this bear into heaven.