What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

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How do you spell hypocrisy?

R-E-L-I-G-I-O-N

What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.

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What's the most overused punchline on reddit?

Removed

What's the difference between Reddit and the 1984 Universe?

You can leave Reddit.

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Which of these jokes do the pigs like best?

The corniest ones.

How many of you know this funny man pakalu papito?

Its one of his joke.

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What's the best place to hide a boy?

Page two of Google

Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

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What letter is like a vegetable?

The letter P.

What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

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What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch?

It may contain viruses.

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.