What letter is like a vegetable?

The letter P.

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What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

What did the vegetable say to the dj?

Lettuce turnip the beet

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Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

What are the ten letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!

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What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.