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What letter is like a vegetable?

The letter P.

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What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking

What did the vegetable say to the dj?

Lettuce turnip the beet

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How many redditors does it take to send a letter?

Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.

What two words contain the most letters?

Post office.

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What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

What letter is like a vegetable?

The letter P.