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What letter is like a vegetable?

The letter P.

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What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking

Where do geneticists store vegetables?

In the CRISPR drawer

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What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

Envelope

Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?

She had never learned to spell properly.

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What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

What letter is like a vegetable?

The letter P.