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What letter is like a vegetable?

The letter P.

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Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water?

They were part of a stewicide pact.

What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

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Which letter has the best bum?

Big Rs

How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).

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What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine