Where do cats go when they die?

Purrgutory.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

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Why did Vivaldi die poor?

Because he was baroque.

Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in