Where do cats go when they die?

Purrgutory.

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What do you call a pile of cats?

A meowntain.

What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

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What is the difference between christianity and national socialism?

In christianity, one guy died for all the others.

What did Orville say when Keith Harris died?

Nothing.