Where do cats go when they die?

Purrgutory.

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What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?

Here Kitty kitty kitty'!

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What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

What did Kermit the Frog say after Jim Hensen died?

Nothing...