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Where do cats go when they die?

Purrgutory.

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Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

It's meow-sic to their ears!

What noise does a cat make going down the highway?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!

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What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.

Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.