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Where do cats go when they die?

Purrgutory.

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What does a cat sleep on?

A caterpillow.

What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

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Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin