Where do cats go when they die?

Purrgutory.

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What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

When the cat's away.....?

The house smells better!

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What did the humanistic psychologist say at Freud's funeral?

He died at such a Jung age.

Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.