Where do cats go when they die?

Purrgutory.

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What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

Because they both have "Sandy claws"!

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What dies a little, when explained about?

A joke.

What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium