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Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.

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What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

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What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

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Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.