Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.

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They're not allowed to run in the halls.

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There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

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Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.

Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon