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Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.

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Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

What did Orville say when Keith Harris died?

Nothing.

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What is 61 to a blonde?

She wants 8 (ate) more.

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He went on furlong-er.

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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

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Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.