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Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What would Bill Cosby's name be if he was Russian?

Vladimir Puddin'

What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?

What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market?

Is this a tumblr meetup?

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What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

She kicked the bucket!

Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"