Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

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Why is Putin Always early?

Because hes Russian (rush-en)

What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

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What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

Why not man?

I really am a FunGi.

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What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

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Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

Why did the arsonist get kicked off the basketball team?

He kept getting pyro-technicalities.