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Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What's a Russian's favorite service provider?

Sprint.

Why couldn't the Soviet Union get anything done?

They were always either Russian or Stalin.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do men in New Zealand address their women?

Hey! Ewe!

What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a radio that walks?

A walkie talkie.

What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste