Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel?

They say he was snowed in.

Where does a Russian bird sleep?

IN A COMMU-NEST

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Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

What do you call a man who inherits a dairy?

A Dairy Heir.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

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Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners...

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!