Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why can't women explain feminism to men?

Because they need a man to do it for them

Why are there no good jokes about men?

Because they were written by women.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?

Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

What did Virginia get when she walked into the pet shop?

State joke) A New Hampshire

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

How high can you kick a baby?

It depends. Are you inside or outside?