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What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

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Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

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What has a million and one legs but still can't walk?

Jerry's kids.

What's green and walks through walls?

Casper the Friendly Pickle.

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What kind of condoms do frogs wear?

Rib-bed

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Make him wear shoes.

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What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

What do they call an affair with a psychiatrist?

A psychiatric tryst.

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Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

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What's ur name?

Bonnie" C: That ur real name "Nope. Jekyll Elizabeth Parker" C: ...Bonnie it is

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is