What kind of condoms do frogs wear?

Rib-bed

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

What name do you give to a frog?

Croaky voice) ROBBERT

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What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

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What does Zeus wear under his tunic?

Thunderwear!

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they stink.

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What kind of people like Scottie's hair?

Chubby 7th grade girls!

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.