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What kind of condoms do frogs wear?

Rib-bed

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

Why dont witches wear underwear?

So they can get a good grip on the broomstick

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What kind of bird opens doors?

A kiwi!

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One.