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Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

Skip to the next track

What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

Why cant we interpret what frogs are saying?

They only speak in Morse-toad!

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do Canadians wear tuques?

Because condoms are too brittle at minus 20.

What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

Ribbit Jokes More Ribbit Jokes

What do you call an angry witch?

Ribbit.

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

Pleasure Jokes More Pleasure Jokes

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

How many tickles does it take to pleasure an anime character?

Ten.