Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

Why do men like BMWs?

Because they can spell it.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do Harry Potter and Kermit the Frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

What can be surmised from this?

The frog's probably on its way to a gig.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

Why is it prestigious to wear a condom?

It's a members-only jacket.

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

How does a Ethiopian show that they are rich?

They wear a rolex watch around their waist.

What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

Ribbit Jokes More Ribbit Jokes

What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?

A rabbit that says "Ribbit."

What do you call an angry witch?

Ribbit.

Pleasure Jokes More Pleasure Jokes

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

Why do some loudspeakers have holes?

For the pleasure of the audiophiles.