Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What did one frog say to the other frog?

Time's fun when you're having flies.

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

Why do they make condoms with ribs?

So you can get traction in the mud.

What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do clouds wear under their clothes?

Thunderware.

Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

Ribbit Jokes More Ribbit Jokes

What do they call Reddit in France?

Ribbit

What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?

A rabbit that says "Ribbit."

Pleasure Jokes More Pleasure Jokes

What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

Gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.