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Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

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Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?

He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

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How do you get a frog out of a paper bag?

Ripit

What do you call an awesome internet site for frogs?

Rebbit.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.

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What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

Ribbit Jokes More Ribbit Jokes

What do you call an angry witch?

Ribbit.

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

Pleasure Jokes More Pleasure Jokes

Why do some loudspeakers have holes?

For the pleasure of the audiophiles.

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."