Ribbit.
A rabbit that says "Ribbit."
Ribbit
A tearjerker
For the pleasure of the audiophiles.
Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.
Because one egg is un oeuf.
Her gambling habit.
They are wearing suspenders and a belt.
Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.
A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.
Because it didn't.
A gingerbreadmon.
Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!
Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"
Redditation. I am so sorry... that was horrible.
A repost.
They wanted a better celery!
Facial Hare