Ribbit.
A rabbit that says "Ribbit."
So he was ribbit for her pleasure.
Ribbit
Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.
GetDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)
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A cheeseburger can't feed your ego.
A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
They lived hoppily ever after!
A crowbar.
Because he had a wee cough
It's a Moray.
Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.
They're both purple, except bunnies...bunnies aren't purple
It has 4 rabbits' feet.
He likes to go... bearfoot!
The elephantom of the opera!
They sit eggsaminations!
Nothing.