Ribbit Jokes

What do you call an angry witch?

Ribbit.

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What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?

A rabbit that says "Ribbit."

What do they call Reddit in France?

Ribbit

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Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

About 40 years.

What you you call a girl you meet on Reddit?

You don't.

Bunny Jokes More Bunny Jokes

What do plums and bunnies have in common?

They're both purple, except bunnies...bunnies aren't purple

Why didn't the bunny hop?

No bunny knows...

Chapter Jokes More Chapter Jokes

Why is the last chapter in a chemistry textbook about benzene?

Because it's the PHENYL CHAPTER :D I came up with this myself. I'm so proud.

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple.

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

It's a habit.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

What do you call 2 algebraists who marry?

Prime mates

Pleasure Jokes More Pleasure Jokes

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

How many tickles does it take to pleasure an anime character?

Ten.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What sounds like a frog but keeps me up all night?

Reddit

Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.