Ribbit Jokes

What do you call an angry witch?

Ribbit.

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What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?

A rabbit that says "Ribbit."

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

What do they call Reddit in France?

Ribbit

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What did one frog say to the other?

What did the bus conductor say to the frog?

Hop on.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

Why is Reddit called "Reddit"?

The first name they came up with reminded them too much of olive oil.

How did Ellen Pao get her job as CEO or Reddit?

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Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

What do you call a guy who wears two condoms?

Justin Case

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

IPatch

Who Wears The Old Clothes Of Angela Merkel?

Angela Merkel.

Bunny Jokes More Bunny Jokes

What do you call a bunny in a kilt?

A hopscotch

What's the Easter Bunny's favorite song?

Don't you want some bunny to love

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

How do rabbits fly?

In hareplanes.

What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper?

Warren!

Chapter Jokes More Chapter Jokes

What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.

Why is the last chapter in a chemistry textbook about benzene?

Because it's the PHENYL CHAPTER :D I came up with this myself. I'm so proud.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke

Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.