How is a rabbit like a plum?

They're both purple except for the rabbit.

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What do you call an operation on a rabbit?

A hare-cut.

What's a rabbits' favorite movie?

Rabbits of the Lost Ark.

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Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

What do elephants and plums have in common?

Everything, except that one is an elephant and one is a plum.