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How is a rabbit similar to a plum?

They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn't have the hare fare.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Plum Jokes More Plum Jokes

What do you call an old man selling plums?

An entrepruner.

What do a plum and an elephant have in common?

They're both purple except the elephant.