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What do plums and bunnies have in common?

They're both purple, except bunnies...bunnies aren't purple

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Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

What's the Easter Bunny's favorite song?

Don't you want some bunny to love

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What do you call an old man selling plums?

An entrepruner.

How is a rabbit like a plum?

They're both purple except for the rabbit.