Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.

How much do you think I will be losing with this?

Pharmacist replies: Well... around 200 bucks.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

Why did the bee go to the doctor?

Because he had hives Badum tsh

Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

What is the syndrome that endangers the dental well-being of over-anxious or stressed-out LGBT's?

Brucism

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.