Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

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How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*

What do you call a guy who likes to lose?

Ewan

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What do you call a Med School student who graduates with all C's?

A Doctor.

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!

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Why don't violists get stressed?

Because they have nothing to fret about!

Why was the mathematician stressed out?

He was in a dilemma.

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Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

Why was the doctor annoyed?

Because he didn't have any patients.