Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

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Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

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Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.

Which Doctor would you like to see?

Me: I'd like to be able to see all of them. That's why I'm here.

Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

Why was the computer stressed out when it got home?

Because it had a hard drive.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

When do doctors get angry?

When they run out of patients.

How much longer do I have doc?

Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."