Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

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Why is 'The Game' the most powerful rapper?

Because you lose every time you talk about him ()

What's the quickest way to lose pounds?

The UK National Lottery!

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Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

Why did the doctor go on a ski trip alone?

He was part of doctors without boarders.

Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

Why was the plumber stressed?

He had a high pressure job

What did the stressed-out casino worker say to their boss?

I literally cannot deal.

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Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.

How's your headache?

Patient: She's out of town.