Why did the doctor go on a ski trip alone?

He was part of doctors without boarders.

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

Boarder Jokes More Boarder Jokes

Why is there no Mexican Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

Why couldn't the boarder throw out his collection of potted ferns?

They were his best fronds.