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When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

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What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

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Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

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Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.

What did the Dalai Llama play on stage at Glastonbury?

Yakmanninov

Bruce Jokes More Bruce Jokes

How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.