When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

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At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"

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I cant decide whether you are a fruitcake or a doughnut!

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When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

Why did the chicken cross the stage?

To get to the other aside!

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When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

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Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2