When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

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What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

What's the definition of a tree?

Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.

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Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

What did the Special Needs Rowing Team decide to call themselves?

Oartism

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What did the Dalai Llama play on stage at Glastonbury?

Yakmanninov

Why did the chicken cross the stage?

To get to the other aside!

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Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.