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When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why can't the bike stand by itself?

Because it was two-tired.

How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

Stage Jokes More Stage Jokes

Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.

Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

Bruce Jokes More Bruce Jokes

What's the difference between bruce banner and Bruce Jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.