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When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

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What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make?

A wind tunnel.

How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

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What do you call it when you can't decide between a natural birth and the hospital?

A midwife crisis.

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

Stage Jokes More Stage Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the stage?

To get to the other aside!

Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune?

She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.

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What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence